[ Yes, yes, Gorgug. He gets the idea. And Fabian even understands the appeal of a big hug - why date a half-orc if you aren't appreciating the good big hugs of it all!! - there's still a very obvious problem to him here. ]

We're talking about coolness, Gorgug! Coolness!

[ Only Fabian Seacaster could get this worked up in a bed without even having sex.. ]

What's cooler, an owlbear hugging someone or one ripping someone to shreds? What is it you think we do on the field?!